Saturday, October 16, 2010

Tabby Teddy Bear


I recently reconnected with a friend on Facebook who said I should write about my kitty, Teddy. It came about because I said since I’m retired I have no boss. She said she thought Teddy was my boss. I have to admit that is true.


We got Teddy when he was trapped at Cal State University, Stanislaus by the Campus Cat Coalition. He was brought to our house in a huge cage. We might have thought we had rescued him, but he thought different. The hissing and growling and snarling that came out of that teeny three-month-old cat were unnerving. After a few days in the cage and our continued talking to him, and more importantly, feeding him he started to calm down. That was three years ago and he is now a very loving and cuddly boy.


He still gets a little crazed though. He sometimes gets into fights with his own tail when he is up on his perch. When his tail gets the better of him he jumps down and tears through the house bouncing off the walls. He makes me a little afraid. My hubby says cats just have bad tail days. In the process of these tail fights he would often knock over his perch scaring the daylights out of me. We finally bolted it to the floor. Teddy doesn’t like that much. He liked knocking it over, getting an adrenalin rush when he would barely get out of the way when it fell.


Teddy doesn’t get much people food, but he does like his coffee. Every morning I have to watch him closely because he will sneak sips of my coffee by dipping his paw into my cup. He does the same with cola and tea. I may have allowed him to become a caffeine addict. Could explain the tail fights. I also get to share yogurt with him. His favorite is vanilla, which he could eat a gallon of if I would let him. One morning when I was eating cereal he very politely asked if he could have a taste. He daintily took a little bite then stomped off telling me I should eat something more nutritious than Frosted Flakes. He also added we should switch to Starbucks.


Teddy is strictly an indoor cat. However, we took him outside one day after we had put down new sod. When he got into the grass he was horrified by the feel of it, lifting his paws way up high trying to avoid touching it. He went streaking back into the house and started to bathe. He licked his paws, then his tummy, then back to his paws, then his face. He didn’t know what to wash first that yucky grass was so stinky. Of course, that was all done after he rolled in the mud.


Teddy sleeps with me, starting out curled up under my chin. He started doing that when he was little and sees no reason why it would be uncomfortable for me now that he is grown. After I start snoring he moves down to sleep on my feet. When he hears the coffee pot start up in the morning he starts tromping all over me to get me up. “I want my coffee, mommie!”


When I recently had surgery on my foot and had to stay in bed for a few days, Teddy decided it was his job to make sure I did. He wedged himself full length along my bad leg with one paw on my bandaged foot. He would meow very sternly if I moved around too much. He barely left my room while I was recuperating. He had to make sure my hubby was taking good care of me.


When he decides I have been on the computer long enough, he jumps up on my desk and sprawls out over all my papers and books, ever so slowly nudging things off onto the floor. Stop it, Teddy, now look what you’ve done. You are going to break that lamp! No, don’t tear up my calendar. Don’t eat tape, your insides will stick together.


OK, I guess I’d better get of this com…


OK, I had to reboot after Teddy hit cont+alt+delete.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Romance Novels

The subject on my mind tonight is how to choose a romance novel that isn't just a sexed up bodice ripper. Now, I want some sex, but not on every page. I don't want to read over and over how the skin on the heroine's heaving bosom is flawless ivory and how beautiful and irresistible she is. I don't want it repeated over and over how dangerously handsome and aloof her lover is. Reminds me of the Eagle's song, "Life in the Fast Lane," which has a line that goes, "he was a hard-headed man, he was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.” Some of that sort of description is acceptable, but I want to know specifically why at the Hotel California you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. I like historical novels like "Follow the River." Or, stories about China and Japan like "Memoirs of a Geisha." I want to read about how the people lived, what they ate, and how they cooked it. I like descriptions of their clothing and house furnishings and their jealousies and treachery. I know I just haven't hit on the correct search parameters, so if anyone can help me with that, I would appreciate it.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

One Year Later

Well, today marks the one-year anniversary of my retirement. I set only one goal to accomplish and that was to do absolutely nothing when I quit work. I've pretty much done that and I'm still not bored. It has been so nice not to have to get up in the morning unless I want to. I can stay up as late as I want and not worry about being unable to get up the next morning. I know these are simple things, but after 50 years of working they are luxuries I am so grateful for.

Actually, I should define "do absolutely nothing" as not having anything on my agenda that I MUST do. I have done a lot of reading. I've sewn several outfits for my beautiful little granddaughter. I've learned some new crafts and jewelry-making techniques. I have a mini bird sanctuary in my back yard where I feed crows, doves, and finches. I've had a few little dinner parties for friends when I was able to practice the art of tablescaping. I tried to start an herb garden, but I'm not much of a green thumb. So, I've learned to let whatever volunteers to grow in my yard to stay, weeds or not.

There is one thing coming up that I must do and that is to have surgery on my foot. I have a bone spur on my heel that has been causing a lot of pain and is making me limp. So, even though this is something I have to do, I'm hoping when it is over I will be pain free and can walk properly again. I'm not too apprehensive about the surgery, but I am about having a cast for six to eight weeks and being in a wheel chair. The doc asked me how old I am. When I told him he said, "Nope, not putting you in crutches, you get a wheelchair. " Hmmmppff. One more person indicating I'm old. My husband, the car guy, is already talking about lowering my wheelchair, putting fat tires on it, and painting on some racing stripes. You know, so I can autocross it. So, if you hear of a Seniors Scooter Club in the Turlock area, let me know.